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chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

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Can I live as a mermaid

maxofs2d:

a french satanic ritual

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we-cant-wait:

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH


K

we-cant-wait:

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

K

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“He hugs everybody, he says hello to everybody, he remembers the name of everybody’s kids. He’s been such an extraordinary ambassador for the show. I can now honestly say that the way Matt carries himself as The Doctor is something of which The Doctor would be immensely proud.”

— Steven Moffat

(Source: mattrsmiths, via monica-geller)

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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sleepingwithparachute:

They handled this perfectly

(via exactamondo)

I’m not the smartest man in the room. I listen, and I learn, and I observe, but I’m always playing characters with intellects profoundly superior to mine. That’s great fun, even though it’s as much a fantasy for me as for the people watching me. [Chuckles] Sherlock’s extraordinarily intelligent; I’m lazy and ignorant by comparison. (x)

(Source: bbatchs, via dead-opera-motorcrash)

mildlyamused:

oh man wouldn’t it be GREAT if Hollywood gave Medusa the movie treatment and showed her as the tragic wronged hero she was? Just chillin’ out as a just a ordinary woman until Poseidon raped her in Athena’s temple and instead of being like “DUDE UNCLE NO WTF ARE YOU DOING?!” and smiting him, Athena punished the victim and turned her into a monster with snakes for hair…only wait Athena isn’t an idiot and how could she even punish the god of the sea? But she could give Medusa the power to make sure no man ever laid a goddamn finger on her again. Until Perseus traipsed in and fucked it all up. Way to go idiot. I bet if you’d just asked nicely she might have turned shit to stone for you.

mildlyamused:

oh man wouldn’t it be GREAT if Hollywood gave Medusa the movie treatment and showed her as the tragic wronged hero she was? Just chillin’ out as a just a ordinary woman until Poseidon raped her in Athena’s temple and instead of being like “DUDE UNCLE NO WTF ARE YOU DOING?!” and smiting him, Athena punished the victim and turned her into a monster with snakes for hair…only wait Athena isn’t an idiot and how could she even punish the god of the sea? But she could give Medusa the power to make sure no man ever laid a goddamn finger on her again. Until Perseus traipsed in and fucked it all up. Way to go idiot. I bet if you’d just asked nicely she might have turned shit to stone for you.

(Source: moseisleywelcomingcommittee, via consulting-detective-with-a-box)

saskatchewanroughriders:

My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing

(Source: damnitoba, via shoutintothe-void)

neofriend:

I mean i have a fashion sense but i don’t have money

(Source: hugepoppa, via anniecrestah)

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beautifulfic:

amayakumiko:

dduane:

beautifulfic:

Reblog if you would like a function on AO3 that notifies you when a fic is complete.

Oh God yes. :)

It already does this. You can subscribe to a fic, and you will get an e-mail informing you when it updates.

But as far as I know it doesn’t tell you when the fic is complete. It might say chapter 8/8 or whatever somewhere, but I’m not sure. An email that says ths fic is now complete would be pretty useful, I think.

Welcome to Sherlock Season 3. Enjoy your stay.

(Source: marksgatiss, via sherlockspeare)